It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.
--- Clive James
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
--- Jeff Pesis
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
--- Paul Ehrlich
Technology has the shelf life of a banana.
--- Scott McNealy
Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless. [I've got to remember this one]
--- Thomas Alva Edison
"Those bad guys can't get me because I'm behind here [a cardboard box full of wheat bran], but I can get them because I have my WD 40!"He was explaining his war plan to me and Mama while we were cooking. He later explained that a WD 40 is similar to an AK 47.
"If there is no rush, you can't piddle." --- Claire on piddling.
"I obey frequently." --- Luke after he said that he already knew everything we were going to teach him... except reading.
"Even though we, as individuals, are so ignorant, when we pull together.... our ignorance is even greater."
Global warming conference canceled by sudden snow storm.
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Free tickets to Heaven. Details inside.
The best vitamin for a Christian is to B1.
Sands: New customs, though they be never so ridiculous, nay, let 'em be unmanly, yet are followed.
That's from King Henry VIII, Act I, Scene III.
Those promotional tactics- and hundreds like them- are funded by the Beef Checkoff Program. It starts at the state level, where $1 is collected on each head of cattle sold. The state beef council then sends 50 cents of every dollar to the Cattlemen's Beef Board for national beef promotion, research, and consumer education, and the other 50 cents is retained by the state. In Tennessee, that money is used in several ways.
"We work with local retailers like Kroger and Publix to provide them with beef signs, point-of-purchase promotional material, recipe racks, in-store demonstrations for new products, and sometimes even drawings for consumers to win steak knife sets or beef cookbooks," Bass says. "We also provide educational kits to teachers across the state free of charge, and we work with doctors and dietitians so they can provide nutritional information to their clients."
"I was gonna check email!" Excusing his extreme distraction during the discussion after family worship.
"My hair was like pig slop!" Talking about how he came in after picking the garden with Claire this morning.
"Well, if I knew big words, I'd like to use 'em!" During a conversation on vocabulary.
"Do you know what insightful is?" Daddy asking Luke.
"What I say." Luke answering.
