I'm finally getting around to this

Kaliste tagged me several days (weeks???) ago, and I have finally found a bit of time to do it.

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You are riding in an air-plane when you happen to look out your window and see a dragon flying alongside the plane. You...

A. scream.

B. remain perfectly still, too scared to make any noise or even move.

C. jam your fist through the window and leap on the dragon's back.

D. faint.

E. say, "Hey it's a dragon!

Well, I really couldn't say, but maybe…… B.

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You are sleeping over your friend's house, it's late at night, but you can't fall asleep. Lying in bed, you hear their front door creep open, and the sound of someone coming in and sneaking around the house. You...

A. grab a baseball bat, or anything on hand that looks in any way like a weapon, and peek past the door to see what’s going on.

B. hide under your covers and remain very still, hoping the burglar or whoever it is would just go away and leave poor you alone.

C. wake up your friend or whoever is closest at hand to tell them what you hear.

D. make scary ghost-like noises, knowing that trying to scare the burglar out of the house is the best option.

E. awake the parents and hide in the closet, hoping he doesn't look in there.

I don't think I'd do any of these, but, since I have to choose, I'll say A. because it's most likely just certain someones tasting homemade sweet rolls ready for breakfast the next day.

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One of your friends challenges you to do the chicken dance in the middle of Wall-Mart. You....

A. do it! Who cares what people think!

B. gasp! Who would do such a thing?

C. only if he/she does it first!

D. try on some sunglasses and pretend you don't know this person.

E. make them pay you first

E. but they'd have to pay me a lot!

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You find a million dollars on the floor. You...

A. try to find its owner (if not keep it)

B. start dancing and shouting "I got a million dollars!"

C. leave it alone...let someone else get it.

D. go shopping

I'd be rather frightened if I found a million dollars. Most likely I'd be thinking that it's fake or looking around for the candid camera people. So, after all that I'd have to say C. Of course I'd probably regret it after a while.

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Some stranger walks up to you and says "want to go for a ride"? You...

A. stare at em' and say "are you kidding me?!"

B. say " yeah sure!"

C. step on their toe and run away

D. say "FREAK" and run away.

E. say "No"

A. then E.

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Your best friend since kindergarten is acting weird. You...

A. ask her/him what's bothering them.

B. start acting weird, too.

C. become increasingly depressed.

D. say 'You're not my friend anymore, you never want to hang out.'

E. say "what's YOUR problem?"

I don't have any friends from kindergarten except family, and I'm just as weird as they are. I guess I'd have to say B. then.

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You’re stranded on a deserted island. You…

A. run around screaming for help

B. start gathering fire wood and figuring out some sort of shelter.

C. begin to explore, you might as well know your surroundings.

D. you build a huge fire in hopes that someone will see it and rescue you.

E. sit on a rock and write your dying wish

I guess C. and might as well do B. while I'm at it. Why is it a deserted island anyway? What made all the inhabitants leave?

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The neighborhood bully walks up behind you and pushes you over on your way home from your walk. You...

A. get up and keep walking, ignoring the bully.

B. you get up and yell in his/her face.

C. you get up and scarcasticly say that you love him/her and walk away.

D. you run and get your mom.

E. cry and run away

F. get into a fist fight

Knowing that it would be improper to do B. or C. and impossible to do F. with any chance of winning and degrading to do D. and E. I guess I have to go with A.

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You go out to get the mail and your neighbors 500 pound rottweiler comes streaking straight at you and and barks up a storm, frothing at the mouth and growling. You....


A. start throwing anything handy at him.

B. run away screaming

C. yell that your dad's a lawyer, (even if he isn't one) and that you're going to sue

D. cry like a little girl and cover head with your arms

E. say "Niiice doggie" and attempt to pet him.

F. climb a tree.

First of all, my neighbors don't have 500 pound rottweilers (who does??? That's about 400 pounds overweight!). Still, if it ever happens that I do meet some 500 pound rottweiler that is still able to streak, after assessing the situation and determining that it would be impossible to do E. and, having wasted too much time assessing the situation to B., knowing that it would be entirely useless to do C. and D., I'd have to do F.